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Get in Loser Ceramic Mug
That Mug Is So Fetch When it comes to coffee, the limit does not exist with this Get in Loser Ceramic Mug! This two tone mug features a creepy-cute skeleton illustration that'll lift your spirits when you're feeling personally victimized by Monday mornings. Adorably Illustrated Femfetti Mugs These Get In...- $ 27.95
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Black Stainless Steel Butterfly Bottle Opener
The Coolest Way To Crack Open A Cold One Test, improve and develop your butterfly knife style flipping skills with your Caliber Gourmet Black Stainless Steel Butterfly Bottle Opener! Designed to look and behave just like a butterfly knife, but be safe like a...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Piercings
Always wanted a piercing but can't handle the pain or commitment of a real one? Fear not! Emergency Piercings are here to save you! 16 spring clip hoops per kit- $ 5.99
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Emergency Teeth Kit
Be prepared for any occasion with the Emergency Teeth Kit, perfect for when you need to obscure your pearly whites with something a bit more gruesome. 5 pairs of fake teeth per kit- $ 7.99
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Drag Queen Oracle Cards
Ready to slay at life like the Queen you are? Use the power of the drag royalty to solve your problems and guide your life with these oracle cards, teaching you the true ways of a Queen. The rest will be herstory.- $ 14.95
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Itty Bitty Titty Mug
Treat your guests to the Itty-Bitty-Titty Mug! From far away the microscopic pattern looks like an unassuming, tit free mug, but when they go to take a sip they’ll realize this mug bears billions of itty bitty boobs.- $ 19.95
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Muff Mug
Think you’ve seen a few muffs in your time? Now you can watch the evolution of how they changed over the years.- $ 14.95
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Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper
Give the gift of laughter and practicality with the Crappiest Gift I Could Find Toilet Paper. This quirky product adds a touch of humor to any bathroom experience, making it the perfect gag gift for any occasion. Show your loved ones you care, or...- $ 6.95
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Sperm Egg Fryer
Get a little creative in the kitchen with our Sperm Egg Fryer! Not just for frying eggs, it can also be used as a quirky cookie cutter! Have some fun and add a playful twist to your cooking routine. (And don't worry, it's food...- $ 5.95
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Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game
Get ready for a wild party with the "Who Is The Biggest Pervert Drinking Game"! Compete with friends to see who's the biggest daredevil, while sipping on your favorite beverages. Perfect for spicing up any gathering, this game is sure to bring the laughs...- $ 14.95
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Follow Your Dreams Horror Mug
One, Two, Coffee's Coming For You Three, four, need another pour, five, six, get your caffeine fix... actually, the last two rhymes fit perfectly as is! Anyway, this Follow Your Dreams Horror Mug features an adorably nightmarish motivational graphic that'll remind you not to...- $ 19.95
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Royal Plush King & Queen Beach Blanket Set
A Great Summer Is In The Cards Whether you're a magician, a poker aficionado, or simply a lover of things that look like other things, you won't wanna fold on this Royal Plush Beach Blanket Set! Not only do these towels come as a set...- $ 46.95
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Trunk In My Junk Fake Giant Penis Padding For Underwear
Teeny Weeny? Missing Package? Shameful Shrinkage? The solution is Fashion First Aid's Trunk In My Junk Fake Giant Penis Padding For Underwear! Women do it all the time with padded bras, spandex shapewear, and other mysterious artifacts. Some people call it false advertising, while other...- $ 19.95
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My Coffee Cup Is Nuts Tighty Whiteys Mug
Like Your Coffee A Bit Nutty? This Underwear Coffee Mug is the mug for you! This 20 oz coffee mug is shaped like a pair of underwear and is a hilarious way to start your day. It is a perfect addition to your at-home...- $ 14.95
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Fresh Linens Scented Candle
Housekeeping? Do your room the ultimate service with this Fresh Linens Scented Candle. The fresh aroma of hot-out-of-the-dryer towels is so clean and comforting, you may accidentally leave a tip for yourself on the dresser after lighting up. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility Five star...- $ 14.95
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Lick, Swallow & Suck Tequila Shot Glasses Set
Shots Shots Shots Enjoy your tequilz in these Tequila Shot Glasses! Sure to add some spice to your Saturday night. Shaped like mini margarita glasses, this set of 3 tequila shot glasses are a great gift for a hilarious choice for any party or...- $ 27.95
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Ramen Noodles Scented Candle
Send Noods There's just something indescribably cozy about the smell of this salty, savory Ramen Noodles Scented Candle. Pair this with the Mary Jane Scented Candle, and the nostalgia will hit you hard enough to knock you back into freshman year, even if you...- $ 14.95
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Dumbbell Beer Glass
A Perfect Replica Dumbbell Beer Glass People sometimes forget that iron isn’t the only things that’s heavy, and it’s certainly not the only thing worthy of pumping. So, it only stands to reason that eventually someone was going to put these two concepts together...- $ 24.95
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The Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass
A Wine Glass & Coffee Mug In One For a lot of people 5:00 pm marks the end of the workday. After a long hard one, it’s nice to be able to sit down and have a glass of wine to ease into the...- $ 19.95
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Hangover Coffee Mug Leave Me Alone!
A Coffee Mug To Help Cure The Classic Hangover For many people coffee is the cure, or at least the first step in beating back the ravages of the common Saturday morning hangover. If this sounds like you, or someone you know, then you...- $ 14.95
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Bacon Scented Candle
Wake Up And Smell The... You know how the rest of it goes! This super accurate Bacon Scented Candle aroma is just the right amount of savory and salty to fill the air with breakfast-y goodness. Great for making any morning feel like a...- $ 14.95
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Mornings Blow Whale Coffee Mug
A Ceramic Whale Of A Coffee Mug If you are having a whale of a week, or just a fan of aquatic mammals, then this Morning Blow coffee mug might just fit perfectly in your hand. It’s made from high-quality ceramic and is stylized...- $ 14.95
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Hammer Bottle Opener & Ice Crusher
When your favorite guy is doing DIY and craving a cold one, rest assured that he won't be left thirsty with the Friday afternoon hammer. The fully functional hammer can be used for sorting those nails. Flip it over to find the bottle opener...- $ 19.95
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Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head
Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...- $ 19.95
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Hell Is Other People Socks
See You In Hell Two universal truths you discover once you reach adulthood: there is no more cruel and infernal punishment than having to be around other adults, and socks actually make a pretty good gift. Look, they've even got little flames on them! Grab...- $ 12.95
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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
A Garden Gnome Massacre To Give Your Lawn A Little Extra Humor Godzilla and other monstrous thunder lizard icons are always popular in movies and TV. Garden gnomes are an equally popular lawn ornament. So, what happens when these two disparate worlds combine? You...- $ 24.95
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Velvet Plunger Hat
Plumber? I Hardly Know Her If you're fishing for an unforgettable Halloween ensemble, quit sorting through the crap at your local thrift shop and make a splash with this hilarious Velvet Plunger Hat! This plumber hat is super soft with a reinforced handle for a headpiece that's sure to make...- $ 12.95
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How to Give Zero F*cks Self-Affirmation Cards
Do you know someone who needs to give less f**ks? This no bullsh*t card pack features affirmations and advice on how to care less and get more of the life you want.- $ 14.95
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100 Ways to Eat Cock Recipe Cards
Chicks Love Someone Who Can Cook Are you hungry for cock? Lots of big, fat, juicy cock? These 100 Ways to Eat Cock Recipe Cards are a kitchen staple for insatiable dirty birds like you! You'll find 100 unique ways to cook, season, and serve up...- $ 9.95
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Gasoline Scented Candle
Gimme Fuel, Gimme Fire When we say it's a crude substitute for the real deal, it's a good thing in this case! But rest assured, this Gasoline Scented Candle contains nothing carcinogenic, abusable, or susceptible to inflation relative to other scented candles... just the...- $ 14.95
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Dill Pickles Scented Candle
Kind Of A Big Dill It's the ultimate consolation prize for the inflated price of deli sandwiches! But seriously, these Dill Pickles Scented Candles are popular with good reason. The fresh sweet and sour notes of this scent are guaranteed to resonate with pickle lovers,...- $ 14.95
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Wet Grass Scented Candle
What That Candle Dew? Make it a classy, grassy affair with this Wet Grass Scented Candle. Maybe you live in a dense urban area and miss the smell of nature, maybe you're a person who genuinely loves mowing the lawn, or maybe you're a...- $ 14.95
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Holy Water Flask
Thirsty For Jesus Drink, for this is not anybody's blood. Unless you're into that, but we advise against it. This Holy Water Flask turns any boring old beverage into a divine elixir to cleanse you of your sins. Also makes a formidable defense against vampire attacks....- $ 12.95
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Glowing Naughty Straws
Get ready for a wild night with these Glowing Naughty Straws! Their glow will light up your party and bring out your playful side. Cheers to a fun and flirty time with friends.- $ 9.95
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Mornings Suck Lollipop Coffee Mug
The Perfect Coffee Mug For Someone Who Hates Mornings If you are the type of person who thinks there’s a special place waiting in Hell for so-called “Morning People” then this coffee mug might be perfect for you. As the name implies, it says...- $ 14.95
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Vomit Scented Candle
The Classiest Way To Make 'Em Spew There are plenty of reasons to try and make someone lose their lunch. Life-saving reasons, even. But our personal suggested use for the Vomit Scented Candle is to cover up that "Vomit" text with a cute sticker,...- $ 14.95
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Bigfoot Socks
These Socks Are A Rare Sighting Tired of being mistaken for a legendary great ape because of your heavy hooves? Hide your big hairy dogs and retain your enigmatic façade in these awesome Bigfoot Socks! These comfy crew socks make a great gift for your...- $ 19.95
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Male Stripper Straws
Sip 'Em And Tip 'Em Each package contains 3 silver-colored straws with plastic figurines of sexy strippers attached to each one! Strippers can be moved up and down their poles to accommodate various cup sizes. Straws are 8-1/2” tall.- $ 17.95
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That's Disgusting! Gross-Out Party Game
A Game That's A Real Gag The hilarious party game where you and your friends attempt to out gross each other. Ham it up by doing overacted impersonations, name items that fit into vulgar categories, judge your friends in their efforts to gross each...- $ 18.95
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White Trash Roundup
Get This Game And Get'ir Done Use the cards to play four whitetrash games: Ultimate Redneck, Capture the Redneck, Where’s the Crap?, and Trash Collector. Each game has different strategies for either collecting or sticking other players with tacky hillbilly habits or collectibles, such...- $ 15.95
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Who's The Biggest Freak?
Le Freak, C'est Chic! The drinking game of bizarre confessions! Players answer questions about crazy things they have done in order to determine which one of them is the BIGGEST FREAK! Whomever has does the crazy action, drinks! Over 550 outrageous questions!- $ 18.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Bubble Gum Scented Candle
How Many Pieces Do You Wish? It's not just a nostalgic treat or an infectious genre of pop music anymore! This Bubble Gum Scented Candle will fill your space with just the right amount of that wonderfully artificial aroma we all know and love....- $ 14.95
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Finger Possum
Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...- $ 3.95
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Finger Raccoon
Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...- $ 3.95
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Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants
No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...- $ 9.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Cats Love It! Your cat pretends to be standoffish and cool, but slip this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats on top of kitty's cranium and he'll reveal the fun-loving feline that you know he hides beneath his scowl. The horn uses a four-point elastic...- $ 14.95
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Butt Stress Ball- w/Thong Bikini Pink
Feeling stressed? Squeeze this playful Butt Stress Ball, complete with a Thong Bikini! Perfect for a laugh and to relieve tension. Don't take yourself too seriously - have fun and release some stress! (Bikini may vary)- $ 4.95
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Mary Jane Scented Candle
It'll Stink To High Heaven You may be wondering who would ever want this Mary Jane Scented Candle in favor of the real thing, especially if you live in a "high tolerance" state... but any seasoned stoner knows there's always that one friend in the smoke circle who just enjoys...- $ 14.95
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Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken
One Big Mother Clucker Everybody knows that rubber chickens are funny, especially when they squawk! This Biggest & Loudest Rubber Chicken is 22-1/2” (57.2 cm) long and squawks so loudly, it will eventually be banned from schools, churches and family dinners all over the nation. A...- $ 24.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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