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Emotional Support Screaming Chicken
The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...- $ 19.95
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Peeking Alien Canvas Messenger Bag
Peek A Boo! Your everyday essentials will be as well guarded as Area 51 itself with this Peeking Alien Canvas Messenger Bag! This handy black canvas bag is decorated with colorful alien-themed patches, including a holographic little green man- whose sworn duty is to protect your belongings...- $ 48.95
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Glow In The Dark Finger Tardigrade
Make Friends With These Micro-Animals Tardigrades are so tiny, you could already have them on your fingers and not even know. But these Glow In The Dark Finger Tardigrades are still as small and adorable as they come, no microscope needed! Plus, they glow in...- $ 3.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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Popcorn Throw Blanket
A Plush Popcorn Blanket For Movie Nights & More Curling up under a soft blanket to catch a good flick while chowing down on some salty popcorn is one of those cherished experiences that nearly everyone shares. So why not take it to the...- $ 29.95
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Poop Emoji Drink Kooler
A Comical Poop Emoji Can Cooler The poop emoji has come a long way since its early days as a popular social media image. Today you can find it just about anything short of breakfast cereal. So, it should come as little surprise that...- $ 14.95
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24" Inflatable Poop Emoji
A 24-inch Inflatable Poop Emoji The person who invented the poop emoji probably didn’t realize that it was going to catch on like it did. You see this little stinker showing up everywhere these days. He seems to have even jumped beyond the smartphone...- $ 9.95
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Jellyfish Lamp LED Light
A Mesmerizing 9-Inch Jellyfish Lamp Jellyfish are some of the most beautiful and surreal creatures in the world. Their seemingly simplistic biology ends up being a creative tableau to display all of nature’s scintillating colors. This lighted lamp touches on natures beauty with artificial...- $ 39.95
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Chicken Slingshot
A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...- $ 4.95
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Giant Inflatable Poop
Be The Biggest Stinker At The Waterpark If you're dropping some kids off at the pool in the more literal sense, they'll definitely want this Giant Inflatable Poop along for the ride! Pick one up, it's sure to be the star of your summer vacation photos...- $ 9.95
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Poopy Pen
You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors. Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...- $ 3.95
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Tiki Totem Pole Pen
Totem If You Got 'Em For rumrunners & cocktail shakers, you need a pen that declares your need for more tiki kitsch! These authentic looking ballpoint Tiki Pens are carved to resemble real life totem poles and make a fun addition to your pen organizer....- $ 9.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Ultimate Geek Pen
The Swiss Army Knife Of Stationery Don't let anyone borrow this Ultimate Geek Pen, you'll likely never see it again! This pen, in addition to being a pretty sweet ballpoint pen, is also equipped with a flashlight, UV light, and a laser pointer. Give presentations,...- $ 24.95
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The Scream Bandages
Shout, Let It All Out, These Are The Bandages You Can't Do Without Edvard Munch’s The Scream is an expression of existential pain, so we thought Archie McPhee's The Scream Bandages would be the perfect thing for dealing with actual owies. We All Scream For Bandages This 3-3/4"...- $ 13.95
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Abracadabra NYC Marvelous Magic Set
The Abracadabra NYC Marvelous Magic Set Chock Full Of Props & Lessons It’s true that every magician has to start somewhere and that even a true worker sometimes needs to refresh their act or refill their bag of tricks with new ideas. If any...- $ 59.95
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Giant Lobster Claws
Become A Lobster Superhero And Take The Law Into Your Own Claws Sure, your boring old human hands let you do nuanced things like type and count to ten, but you have to admit you'd be fifty times more awesome with claws. This set...- $ 39.95
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Harry Potter Hogwarts Express Light Up Snow Globe
All Aboard For Enchanting Adventure The best way to get from the everyday world of the muggles to the Wizarding World of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was to take the Hogwarts Express from platform 9 ¾. It’s one of those backdrop events...- $ 45.95
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Disappearing Ink "Broken" Pen Gag
The Worst Kind Of Writer's Block Make writing a breeze - with our Disappearing Ink "Broken" Pen Gag! Simply press the pen and it will "magically" spray ink everywhere - your friends won't know what hit them! Get your hands on this hilarious gag...- $ 8.95
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Batman 3D Sun-Staches
The Sun-Staches Gotham Deserves... There are few characters throughout comic book history as iconic as the Batman. This frame is as strong and simple, as it is instantly recognizable. Stand out in the night with the Batman Scowl Sun-Staches! These shades are one-size-fits-most for...- $ 14.95
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Giant Eyeball Inflatable Beach Ball
A Beach Ball With A Giant Blood Shot Eye Let’s face it, the classic beach ball with its colored panels spaced with white is boring and was done to death in the 1960s. If it wasn’t for the fact that people love bopping them...- $ 15.95
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13" Swirl Motion Lamp
Swirling Wax Lamps In A Scintillating Metal Casing This 13-inch wax lamp is made in the classic “Lava Lamp” style though it takes it’s own twist in coloration, as well as casing. The top of the wax lamp has a shiny metallic finish, the...- $ 39.95
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13" Psychedelic Motion Lamp
A 13-inch Tall Psychedelic Motion Lamp The colors inside this Psychedelic Motion Lamp are truly vibrant as they transform. The swirling rise and fall of the psychedelic “Lava” inside will capture your attention for minutes if not hours and hours on end. As an...- $ 39.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 24.95
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The Butt Putt Farting Golf Game
A New Take On Indoor Mini Golf In the early days, miniature golf was referred to by many as “Putt-Putt.” This is a tongue-in-cheek new way to reimagine the indoor version as “Butt Putt.” It has all the mechanical aspects of miniature golf, where...- $ 29.95
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Prop Shotgun With Sawed Down Barrel
This Prop Shotgun Doesn’t Suck There are dozens and dozens of movies where the villain or the hero have a sawed off shotgun. The iconic click sends a message that the audience hears and loves. So, it’s no wonder why so many Halloween costumes...- $ 12.95
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Pirate Toy Pistol
Rule the high seas with this Pirate Toy Pistol! Perfect for any aspiring buccaneers, this toy pistol is ready for action.- $ 24.95
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Cowgirl Toy Pistol with Holster
Unleash your inner cowgirl with the Toy Pistol and Holster set! Perfect for dress up or wild west adventures. Giddy up!- $ 32.95
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Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank Machine
It's Just Not Cricket Sick of your tone-deaf roommate practicing trumpet through the wall? Give 'em a taste of their own medicine. Measuring 2.5" x 4", the Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank Machine is a discreet and effective form of vengeance against those who...- $ 4.95
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Zoltar Talking Mini Collectible w/ Lights & Fortune Cards
Zoltar Has Spoken No one gives sage advice like Zoltar, but careful what you wish for- you run the risk of waking up as Tom Hanks. This official Zoltar Talking Mini Collectible w/ Lights & Fortune Cards is a scaled down version of the real deal,...- $ 12.95
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Lil' Characters Star Wars Boba Fett Sun-Staches
My Backpack's Got Jets, I'm Boba the Fett! Become the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter with a pair of Boba Fett Lil' Characters Sun-Staches. These snazzy shades will have all the rebel scum hiding and will make you the coolest person at the galactic cantina....- $ 14.95
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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...- $ 16.95
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Classic Party Snaps
Snap! Pop! Bang! Boom! Indulge your rambunctious side with these crowd-pleasing Classic Party Snaps! Not only do they get the party poppin', but when you throw them down, they really POP! They're a classic for a reason! For outdoor use only CAUTION: FLAMMABLE. Adult...- $ 2.95
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Switchblade Spork
The Weapon Of Choice For Juvenile Delinquent Chefs Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe...- $ 16.95
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Mustache Party Stickers
A Little Hair On The Upper Lip Makes Your Party Extra Hip You know what takes a boring party and makes it worthy of pictures on the internet? Mustaches! This tin of ten 2-¾" wide synthetic hair Mustache Party Stickers in assorted shapes and...- $ 19.95
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Magical Unicorn Mask
Tragically Born Without A Horn? Whether you're hiding your human identity or abandoning it altogether, what more majestic way to do it than with a Magical Unicorn Mask? Frolic about, ride a rainbow, or just do normal human things and let the mask add...- $ 44.95
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11" Orange/Green Prop Swashbuckler Pirate Pistol
A Swashbuckler’s Pistol That Will Get Noticed Parents are right to worry about giving their kids toy weapons that can be mistaken for the real thing. That’s why this lightweight Swashbuckler Pistol is the perfect toy prop for backyard fun, trick or treating and...- $ 9.95
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The Avengers Thor's Hammer Child Prop
Hold Mjollnir Thor’s original hammer in the early Marvel movies is named Mjollnir and it is the symbol of his power. Thor used it as a weapon to crash down on the heads of giants and as an instrument to hallow people and win...- $ 19.95
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Pizza Pong Pool Party Game
The Ultimate Large Pie Grab a slice and kick back. This supreme pizza pie comes loaded with all the pepperoni and cup holders you'll need for a good time. There's never been a funner way to release your inner college student with a game...- $ 69.95
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Orange And Green Prop Western Carbine Rifle
Win The West All Over Again The Carbine rifle is one of the “Guns That Won The West.” When you consider just how popular cowboy, outlaw and marshall costumes are during the Halloween season, it’s no surprise why so many people are looking for...- $ 16.95
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Speedy Cockroach Pull & Release Prank
They're Creeping Up On You! Whether you're trying to psyche out your neat-freak parents or helping a friend train for their next track meet, this Speedy Cockroach Pull & Release Prank is guaranteed to have them running for the hills! The Speedy Cockroach is equipped...- $ 2.00
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Roxie Raccoon with Spring Fur
Roxie Raccoon with Spring Fur is the perfect companion for any magician. Its classic design and spring fur provide comfort and reliability as you practice your tricks. With Roxie, you can feel confident in your magical performances. Roxie Raccoon with Spring Fur is a...- $ 29.95
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The Original Tiny Hands
Fake Hands For Pranks And Prat Falls Have you ever wanted to give someone a hand, literally? Well, you can in a way with these “Tiny” fake hands. They were specially crafted to look like real hands from a distance as well as up...- $ 12.95
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Blob Fish Stress Toy
Stressed? No Bloblem Misery loves company, and there's no better company than this Blob Fish Stress Toy! His name is Bob, and he feels you, dude. Look at his morose expression, he's right there with you. Squeeze the absolute hell out of him if you...- $ 14.95
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Tiny Hands
Fake Hands For Pranks And Prat Falls Have you ever wanted to give someone a hand, literally? Well, you can in a way with these “Tiny” fake hands. They were specially crafted to look like real hands from a distance as well as up...- $ 12.95
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Praying Mantis Mask
The mask you've been praying for The praying mantis is one of our favorite insects, not only for their lithe physiques and graceful movements, but also because the females eat the males after mating. Now that's an insect! This beautiful latex mask captures all...- $ 39.95
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Saxaphone Kazoo
A Truly Sonorous Musical Instrument The movie Dead Poet’s Society introduced us to the word “Sonorous” as a way to describe the soothing tones produced by the saxophone. To this day it is one of the most popular instruments embraced by many and mastered...- $ 7.95
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I'm Already Disturbed Sign
From the philosophical musings of the Alchemist himself and the artists of the Alchemy studios, come the profound and essential pearls of wisdom. This enameled metal sign comes pre-strung to hang anywhere. Enameled, steel plate printed sign with original Alchemy Studios full color image. Produced...- $ 10.95
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Sitting Robot Industrial Table Lamp
Lighten Up, Little Guy This Sitting Robot Industrial Table Lamp is as much of an art piece as it is an energy-efficient light source! This contemplative little robot is forged with high quality iron and expertly designed to look like real rusty pipes, and sits easily...- $ 189.00
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Nightmare Before Christmas Sally Sun-Staches
Eye Protection For Potion Mixing This Halloween, it's plain to see, you and these Sun-Staches are simply meant to be! Stand by Jack Skellington's side with the Sally Sun-Staches from Nightmare Before Christmas. These Sun-Staches are one-size-fits-most for adults and kids, so almost anyone...- $ 14.95
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