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Trick Nail
Don’t Hit Your Thumb With The Hammer Let’s face it, if you’ve every tried putting hammer to nail, there’s been more than a time or two where you missed and blasted your thumb. Though there are a select few people who have improperly used...- $ 3.50
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Magic Re-Lighting Candles
Make A Wish... And Another... And Another... Bring some magic to your next birthday celebration with our Magic Re-Lighting Candles! These unique birthday candles look like any other, until you blow them out - and then they miraculously relight, bringing the party back to...- $ 5.95
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Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag
Bang For Your Buck Suspect someone is dipping into your hard earned cash? Would-be thieves will get what they paid for with this Exciting Exploding Bang Wallet Gag! Just load it with strip caps, wait for someone to open it, and they'll be met...- $ 9.95
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Christmas Emergency Santa Dress Up Kit
Santa's On His Way! Ever showed up to the office Christmas party thinking "no one dresses up for these things", only to be met by a vast sea of ugly sweaters and Santa hats? Never again! This Christmas Emergency Santa Dress Up Kit comes with a...- $ 12.95
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Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener
Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...- $ 7.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...- $ 8.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages
Cat Scratch Favorites Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just playing! These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love...- $ 13.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade
Holy Kitty Conveyance! It's The Catmobile If you could have one wish, wouldn’t it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade makes it look to outside observers that you’ve done just that. It’s filled...- $ 29.95
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
For Those Moments When A Horse Mask Doesn't Make Sense Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask has become a staple of popular culture, hardly a large event passes without a shot of someone wearing one. However, there are situations where the mask is inappropriate. For instance, you shouldn’t...- $ 9.95
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Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll
Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...- $ 19.95
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Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head
Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...- $ 19.95
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Emergency Replacement Sock
Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1) solitary...- $ 9.95
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Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper
There Better Be Bacon In That Box This high quality Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Bacon Wrap That Makes Any Gift Delicious Featuring a photorealistic print...- $ 4.95
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Batstache Bat Shaped Moustache
Let Your Facial Hair Give Away Your Secret Identity Turn your facial hair into a facial scare with the Batstache! Great for goths, vampires and unoriginal superheroes. Each spooky 'stache is made of lifelike synthetic hair and fits most upper lips. An Easy-To-Apply Batstache...- $ 4.95
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Finger Crow
Counting Crows Crows are known for their love of small trinkets and shiny stuff, and in rare cases will trade with humans for food and coins. But if you can't get your local crows to do business with you, at least you can control...- $ 4.95
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Baby Raccoon Buddy
I Love You, Baby Trash Panda Baby raccoons are very cute, and it is legal to own a raccoon in 16 states, but they grow up to be adult raccoons. This stuffed latex Baby Raccoon Buddy is a better solution. It looks great in...- $ 34.95
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Finger Bat
They're Really Just Goth Birds Ever wanted to control a swarm of bats with a wave of your hand? Well, forget it. You could never hope to tame those beautiful, echo-locative creatures of the night. But these Finger Bats? You'll have 'em in the...- $ 4.95
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Horse Hooves
Hot To Trot Gallop apace, you horsey-footed steed! Any self respecting Horse Head Mask enthusiast should have a pair of Horse Hooves to match! Are they comfortable? Yes! Are they realistic? You bet. Do they grant you all the speed and agility of a real...- $ 38.95
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Finger Tentacle
Transform Your Fingers Into Wiggly, Wriggly Tentacles What kind of person wears Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought of slowly transforming into a...- $ 2.95
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A Squirrel Of A Different Color You take Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask, shrink it down and put a few nuts inside it, and get instant hilarity. This hanging vinyl Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing...- $ 34.95
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Finger Hand
This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...- $ 4.95
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Handerpants Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty, unsightly mitts...- $ 19.95
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
Don't Lose Your Lunch Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags will have potential thieves trying to...- $ 4.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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Leech Bandages
Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...- $ 13.95
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Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacle
More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...- $ 5.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
It Behooves Your Hand To, You Know, Be Hooves Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain... MAGIC! You need Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet! Handicorn will transform your former fist into the...- $ 14.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Cats Love It! Your cat pretends to be standoffish and cool, but slip this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats on top of kitty's cranium and he'll reveal the fun-loving feline that you know he hides beneath his scowl. The horn uses a four-point elastic...- $ 14.95
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Meh Bandages
Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...- $ 13.95
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Jesus Bandages
Warning- Does Not Heal Leprosy Archie McPhee's Jesus Bandages mixes the healing powers of medicine with the spiritual healing of the Christian messiah. Each bandage is decorated with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and solace. While we can say that this bandage...- $ 13.95
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Hell Is Other People Socks
See You In Hell Two universal truths you discover once you reach adulthood: there is no more cruel and infernal punishment than having to be around other adults, and socks actually make a pretty good gift. Look, they've even got little flames on them! Grab...- $ 12.95
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Lil Devil's Trick of the Day! Prank Kit
A PRACTICAL WAY TO GET YOUR PRACTICAL JOKES Make every day a laughfest with this set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a...- $ 24.95
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Inflatable Turkey
Give 'Em The Bird Archie McPhee's Inflatable Turkey is the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece. Your guests won't be waiting while you sweat over a hot stove, instead they'll be delighted to watch you huff and puff as you inflate this carcass-y beauty. Or, if you insist on...- $ 18.95
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Fried Chicken Candy
If Only It Came In Extra Crispy If it were economically feasible, they'd sell Fried Chicken Candy in a cardboard bucket. Instead, it’s a 3-1/4" x 2-1/2" x 2" tin filled with 2.5 oz. of individually wrapped chicken-flavored candy. What the cluck? Add some savory...- $ 9.95
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Finger Unicorn
A Fairytale Told On Your Fingers Nothing makes your fingers more magical and whimsical than these Finger Unicorns! That's right, nothing. Not rings, not little tattoos, not even that nail polish that has a name like "unicorn tears" or "unicorn fantasy" and it's like,...- $ 2.95
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Finger Raccoon
Pest Friends Forever Who wouldn't wanna see these adorable Finger Raccoon Finger Puppets rummaging through their waste? Thankfully, these little guys require no food and are guaranteed rabies-free. But if you wanna make them bite, scratch and eat garbage anyway, who are we to...- $ 3.95
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Finger Possum
Packed With Possum Personality When you put on these Finger Possum Finger Puppets, it’s like your hand is a trash can full of delicious rotting food. This set of three 2" tall soft vinyl possum finger puppets will come to life on your fingers...- $ 3.95
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Gnome Squirrel Feeder
That Gnome Sure Goes Through A Lot Of Nuts Have you given up on trying to get rid of squirrels? Why not make them part of your garden decorations. This Gnome Squirrel Feeder will make them look just like living garden gnomes. Give Your...- $ 32.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn
Show The World Your Inner Unicorn! Is your secret unicorn always begging to come out at the most inopportune times? The next time you hear that mystical whinny, just remove your Inflatable Unicorn Horn from the tin, inflate it, and secure the elastic strap...- $ 14.95
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Ketchup Candy
It's Not That Weird, Tomatoes Are Technically Fruit America’s favorite condiment in candy form! You love spreading ketchup all over your favorite foods, from fries to hot dogs, but we think the flavor of Archie McPhee's Ketchup Candy stands up on its own. Could...- $ 9.95
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Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants
Don't Let Soiled Underpants Ruin Your Day Archie McPhee's Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly...- $ 9.95
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Tentacle Mustache
What Do You Get When You Cross A Gentleman With A Squid? Archie McPhee's Tentacle Mustache combines our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seen. Your Face Is Gonna Look...- $ 6.95
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Yodeling Pickle
Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...- $ 14.95
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Racing Roach Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...- $ 9.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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