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Fart Putty
When Putty & Slime Meet With Flatulent Effects Kids love slime, and it also plays well in a lot of other adult practical jokes. Kids also love molding putty for it’s “Silly Effects.” So it was only a matter of time before some chemist...- $ 4.95
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Retractable Ice Pick Trick
A Spring Loaded Ice Pick For Magic & Comedy Routines Puncture tricks are incredibly popular with a lot of novice magicians and performing artists who are working a small crowd. Though prop quality truly makes all the difference between a perfect execution and a...- $ 29.95
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Liquid Ass Ultimate Mega Stink Sampler Kit
Spray Your Prayers Sick of buying your fake farts à la carte? There's finally a better way, much to the chagrin of your friends and family! The Liquid Ass Kit by Abracadabra NYC is a comprehensive set of unspeakable odors that are guaranteed to reduce your...- $ 49.95
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Multicolor Juggling Ball Set (3 Pack)
Three Juggling Balls That Are Easy On The Hands Hand eye coordination is something everyone has to some degree or another. Though for jugglers it needs to be a point of mastery. This calls for practice, practice, and yet even more practice. The problem...- $ 9.95
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The Butt Putt Farting Golf Game
A New Take On Indoor Mini Golf In the early days, miniature golf was referred to by many as “Putt-Putt.” This is a tongue-in-cheek new way to reimagine the indoor version as “Butt Putt.” It has all the mechanical aspects of miniature golf, where...- $ 29.95
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Idiot's Cube One Color Puzzle
Rube's Cube Have you ever considered how insulated thermoses know whether to keep something hot or cold? Maybe pondered why there's never been a straight pride parade? If these questions sound like the same wretched queries that keep you up at night, take the edge off with this Idiot's...- $ 4.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
Convenient Comedic Relief Some folks are never gonna understand that for you, a rubber chicken is an essential item. Maybe you're a party clown, a rodeo clown, a class clown, or not a clown at all, we don't question your motivations. But we understand...- $ 9.95
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Stink Cigarette Loads Prank
Light up your pranks with these Stink Cigarette Loads! Light ‘em up and let the stinks fly! These loads smell so bad you'll need a whole roll of breath mints afterward. Perfect for that special someone who needs a laugh (or a really, really...- $ 3.95
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Rubber Chicken
Random And Funny A rubber chicken is as classic as a Halloween prop can get. Legendary American comedian, host, and writer Johnny Carson, always had it on his desk. They are as funny as they are random. Let's face it; there is no other prop...- $ 12.95
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Slingshot Poo: High Flying Stinker
A Toy Slingshot For Shooting Poop The “Pile of Poo” emoji has somehow transformed into one of the most creative canvass in 21st Century media. So, it’s little surprise that someone would incorporate it into a fun toy slingshot like this. It measures in...- $ 4.95
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Surprising Shocking Pen Gag
Surprising Shocking Pen practical joke gag.- $ 9.95
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Zap Pen Shocking Prank
Write Your Wrongs Got a friend who chronically borrows and then pockets your supplies? Your stationery, lighters, and phone chargers can all rest easy, 'cause they won't touch your desk with a ten foot pole after they borrow the Zap Pen Shocking Prank! Not...- $ 3.95
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Fake Spilled Tea Bag with Spoon Prop
Oh no, someone made a mess! Not to worry, there is no need to wipe up this spill. This spoon and tea bag sitting in a puddle looks incredibly real, but it’s fake! Each item is approximately 6″ x 1″ (including the tea bag)....- $ 17.95
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Pug Nipple Tassels
Add a touch of fun and playfulness to your outfit with our Pug Nipple Tassels! These tassels feature adorable pug faces and are sure to be a conversation starter. Perfect for parties, costumes, or just for fun. Get your pug on and let your...- $ 11.95
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Mr. Angry's Swearing Punch Ball
Mr. Angry's Swearing Punch BallMr. Angry's Swearing Punch Ball is the perfect choice for a little stress relief. Featuring a durable rubber construction, the ball will maintain its strength and shape even when it's repeatedly punched. With a textured surface that provides extra grip,...- $ 16.95
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Inflatable Jesus
Resurrect the life of the party with Inflatable Jesus! This miraculous inflatable can do everything from hearing your prayers to walking on water. Or at least, he won't sink into it. Perfect for unconventional Christmas decor or as a highly covetable white elephant gift....- $ 13.95
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Personal Voodoo Doll
"Need to get even with someone? Don't get mad, get the Personal Voodoo Doll! Seek revenge on anyone who's wronged you with this quirky, fun product. No more pent-up anger or bad vibes, just satisfying retribution (and maybe a little bit of humor)."- $ 11.95
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Ice Cube With Bug Prank
Time To Test The Waters Your friends and family will be grabbing their own drinks after you hit 'em with the Ice Cube With Bug Prank! These faux frozen insects may not look all that real at first, but trust us, they'll be extra convincing once they're...- $ 2.00
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Speedy Cockroach Pull & Release Prank
They're Creeping Up On You! Whether you're trying to psyche out your neat-freak parents or helping a friend train for their next track meet, this Speedy Cockroach Pull & Release Prank is guaranteed to have them running for the hills! The Speedy Cockroach is equipped...- $ 2.00
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Fake $100 Prank
The Reaction Will Be Priceless This Fake $100 Prank will satisfy your schadenfreude no matter who you fool, but it's extra satisfying to pull on friends who owe you money. Leave these realistic bills lying around and watch the realization cross your victim's face! Tip: for an extra convincing con,...- $ 1.50
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Fake Vomit Gag
Liquidate Your Assets The Fake Vomit Gag may be a static prop, and an old one at that... but there's something so interesting, so undeniably powerful, about the mere imitation of a puke puddle having the potential to make a person lose their lunch for real. A...- $ 3.00
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Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank Machine
It's Just Not Cricket Sick of your tone-deaf roommate practicing trumpet through the wall? Give 'em a taste of their own medicine. Measuring 2.5" x 4", the Hide a Bug Cricket Noise Maker Prank Machine is a discreet and effective form of vengeance against those who...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Moustache Kit with 6 Styles
Ever need to find a disguise at short notice? Maybe having recently broken out of jail, or bumped into an old boyfriend or girlfriend unexpectedly? Well fear not, the Emergency Moustache Kit can instantly transform you and come in handy sachets which you can keep...- $ 9.95
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Emergency Hair Novelty Afro
The Emergency Hair Novelty Afro is the perfect solution when you need a quick style fix. This emergency aid provides an easy, hassle-free way to bring out your most fun and spunky looks. In just minutes, you can achieve a kooky afro to get you...- $ 18.95
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Word Search Toilet Paper
Experience a new level of bathroom fun with our Word Search Toilet Paper! With a built-in word search, you can keep your mind entertained while taking care of business. No more boring bathroom breaks, just endless word search puzzles to solve. Keep your brain...- $ 6.95
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Exploding Pen Cap Gag
Introducing the Exploding Pen Cap Gag! Just give it to your unsuspecting victim and when they click the pen, KABOOM! It'll have them laughing until they cry. Bring some fun and laughter to a meeting, class, or anywhere else you're feeling a little bored....- $ 3.95
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Liquid Ass Spray Bad Karma
What Goes Around, Sticks Around No one will dare harsh your mellow when you're equipped with Liquid Ass Bad Karma Spray! Featuring the original and bestselling Liquid Ass Spray in a fresh new package, this foul-smelling essence is your most effective protection against blocked chakras...- $ 14.95
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Disappearing Ink "Broken" Pen Gag
The Worst Kind Of Writer's Block Make writing a breeze - with our Disappearing Ink "Broken" Pen Gag! Simply press the pen and it will "magically" spray ink everywhere - your friends won't know what hit them! Get your hands on this hilarious gag...- $ 8.95
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Long Turd
ISO Punch Bowl Feces is one of those things that is only loved by dung beetles. It’s also the sort of thing that is revolting to all who see it, which makes it great for a practical joke. Though no one is going to...- $ 5.95
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Emotional Support Screaming Chicken
The Chicken Or The Egg? No, You Come First Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Screaming Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" Rubber Chicken, it squawks its...- $ 19.95
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Realistic Syringe Pen
Write Me A Prescription Please! We’ve all been to the doctor and had them write us up a prescription for something that we desperately needed to stay healthy, but couldn’t afford in the real world. Don’t you just wish that they could roll up...- $ 2.95
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Chicken Slingshot
A One-Piece Rubberized Chicken Slingshot Spit ball launchers, poo sling shots, and wedgie launches all have one potentially fatal flaw. It takes at least two or more components to shoot their payload, and the slightest flaw can shut the whole thing down. You don’t...- $ 4.95
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Fart Whistle
A Fart Whistle Alternative To The Whoopie Cushion Let’s face it, as popular as the whoopie cushion is, there’s still a fair amount of set up that goes into it. Not to mention you have be clever with placement and concealment to even have...- $ 4.95
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A Sack of Shit Prank Gift
A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise!...- $ 7.95
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Poopy Pen
You Writing Your Memoirs In There? Tired of loaning out writing utensils? Your freeloading friends will think twice when you break out the Poopy Pen! This multipurpose prank pen makes an excellent gift for practical jokers and terrible authors. Poop Fiction Measuring about 6" long, this...- $ 3.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 24.95
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The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter
Join The Swat Team The crying fly widow on the package is a clear indication that this The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter means business. If you’re serious about killing flies but lazy enough that you don’t want to get off the couch...- $ 9.95
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Wolf Whistle Practical Joke
Make sure your next prank is a howling success with the Wolf Whistle Practical Joke! This wolf-y gem is sure to add a howling good time to your life. Just pull the string and unleash your inner wolf! Who needs a full moon when...- $ 3.95
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Realistic Doggie Doo Doo
Every Doggy Does It Picking up dog poop is one of the least pleasurable things about having a four-legged best friend. We are all aware of people who avoid doing it, and simply leaves their canine’s freshest deposit sit where in a public place....- $ 6.95
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Stepped in Doo Doo
Clean Up After Your Pets… Or Don’t We all know that person who talks about how caring for a dog is just like raising a child. Of course, you wouldn’t let you kid poop on the street and just leave it there. It is...- $ 2.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Finger Cat Paw
Scratch Furniture, Bat At Cat Toys, Knock Thing Off The Counter As you slip these Finger Cat Paws on, you’ll find you have the urge to knock things off of shelves and sharpen your claws on the living room curtain. Cats use their paws...- $ 4.95
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Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine
Automated Dismay Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the...- $ 16.95
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Meh Socks
The Most Ambivalent Of Accessories Feeling unenthused about socks? Footwear? Your life in general? Save yourself the breath of saying the actual word with these Meh Socks, because honestly, who's got the time? The Greatest MEH Of All Time Are you excited about your...- $ 19.95
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Mustache Party Stickers
A Little Hair On The Upper Lip Makes Your Party Extra Hip You know what takes a boring party and makes it worthy of pictures on the internet? Mustaches! This tin of ten 2-¾" wide synthetic hair Mustache Party Stickers in assorted shapes and...- $ 19.95
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Switchblade Spork
The Weapon Of Choice For Juvenile Delinquent Chefs Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe...- $ 16.95
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The Scream Bandages
Shout, Let It All Out, These Are The Bandages You Can't Do Without Edvard Munch’s The Scream is an expression of existential pain, so we thought Archie McPhee's The Scream Bandages would be the perfect thing for dealing with actual owies. We All Scream For Bandages This 3-3/4"...- $ 13.95
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Stress Tardigrade
Melt Away Misery Microscopically Tardigrades, or water bears as they’re lovingly referred to, are so tiny, you never know when they’re around. Archie McPhee's Stress Tardigrade is a 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam version of the microscopic marvel so you can not only see it, but also squeeze...- $ 12.95
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7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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