Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition

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Color Me Bad

Admit it, your old school supplies aren't cutting it for your NSFW drawings. Sure, there's a grey in there, but the blue undertones just don't capture the true color of GILF bush. Luckily, Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition has got you covered! With explicit hues like Anal Bleach Peach and Ass-To-Mouth Magenta, your depraved visions will finally be done justice... at least, until you finally lose your virginity.

Crayons For All Your Dirtiest Doodles

Finally, a pack of crayons as dirty as your browser history. Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition, bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would turn on your step-sister. This pack contains colors like “Anal Bleach Peach”, “Just the Tip Teal”, “I Think I’m Going to …Cream”, and other groan worthy colors. 24 crayons per pack.

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All products are shipped by 2pm eastern. If your order is placed after that time, you may pick up locally at our store, or call to see if there is still time.
Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition

Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition

$ 0.00 $ 13.95

Offensive Crayons: Porn Pack Edition

$ 0.00 $ 13.95

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