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Dragonlore Desk Clock
The spectacular time dragon, sleeps his timeless guard upon an engraved stone that reads 'time, greatest of treasures'. Approximate Dimensions:Width 5.04" x Height 2.76" x Depth 1.77" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin, Clock Mechanism- $ 45.95
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Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper
There Better Be Bacon In That Box This high quality Bacon Gift Wrapping Paper is completely covered with photos of greasy bacon strips. After all, everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon! Bacon Wrap That Makes Any Gift Delicious Featuring a photorealistic print...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Replacement Sock
Soggy Shoes? Socks To Sock Let’s say you step in a puddle and it soaks right through your shoe. Are you just supposed to go all day with a frigid, damp sock on your foot? This Emergency Replacement Sock tin contains one (1) solitary...- $ 9.95
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Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head
Let The Dashboard Jesus Be Your Co Pilot The Dashboard Jesus Bobble Head is ready to be your copilot as you drive through the highways and byways of life. Just don't ask this Jesus to take the wheel, he is made of plastic and...- $ 19.95
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Skull LED Light Eyes
Bask in the incandescent wisdom of the immortal philosopher. Battery included. Approximate Dimensions: This item measures approximately 9cm / 3.5" tall Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin- $ 49.95
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Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll
Good Vibes For Your Vehicle Nothing livens up your commute like a little Hula dancing! This adorable Dancing Hula Girl Dashboard Bobble Doll is a dashboard statement that'll make your morning commute feel like a refreshing island getaway... for a couple of minutes, anyway. Hey, we'll take...- $ 19.95
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Creepy Horse Man Dashboard Wiggler
For Those Moments When A Horse Mask Doesn't Make Sense Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask has become a staple of popular culture, hardly a large event passes without a shot of someone wearing one. However, there are situations where the mask is inappropriate. For instance, you shouldn’t...- $ 9.95
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Bigfoot Deluxe Pine Scented Air Freshener
Smells Way Better Than The Actual Bigfoot People who live in the Pacific Northwest have a secret - we've all smelled Bigfoot and he's incredibly rank. So, the genuinely pleasing pine odor of this Bigfoot Deluxe Pine Scented Air Freshener should come as a...- $ 9.95
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Illuminati Deluxe Musky Hegemony Air Freshener
Don't Blame A Conspiracy, It's Your Fault Your Car Is So Stinky Who's to say why your car is filled with burger wrappers, cat hair, and the permeating scent of what may or may not be decomposing flesh? When you've got an Illuminati Deluxe Musky...- $ 9.95
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Count Magistus Money Box
Place your trust in a gentleman who's reputation is beyond reproach (and beyond the grave). Approximate Dimensions: Width 3.54" x Height 5.91" x Depth 3.74" Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin- $ 43.95
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Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener
It's For Your Own Good, Kitty Just because this poor baby can't help licking his wounds doesn't mean you can't help the permeating dead fish smell in your car! This Cone Kitty Pot-PURR-i Scented Air Freshener is the perfect air-clearing accessory for any vehicle in need...- $ 9.95
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Meowlin Grape Scented Air Freshener
Much More Powerful Than Hiss Angel Cats are known for making things magically disappear- for instance, your keys, your socks, that chicken that was on your plate a minute ago? Gone. But none other than this Meowlin Grape Scented Air Freshener can make tricky odors vanish...- $ 9.95
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Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade
Your Car Will Bee Cool All Summer This Car Full of Bees Auto Sunshade creates the illusion that you car is full of bees! Can you go in the carpool lane if you have a swarm of bees riding shotgun? A Sunshade That's Worth...- $ 29.95
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Unicorn Cotton Candy Air Freshener
The Sweet Smell Of Mythical Horse Whether you believe in unicorns or not, you better believe this Unicorn Cotton Candy Air Freshener smells better than your car currently does. Even if it's clean as a whistle, isn't any space more enjoyable when it smells like...- $ 9.95
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Tardigrade Green Apple Scented Air Freshener
Smells Like Tardigrade Spirit Whether the odor is a little annoying or a big problem, this microscopic moss piglet is up to the task! Archie McPhee's Tardigrade Green Apple Scented Air Freshener won't just make the air smell like delectable green apple, his cute little...- $ 9.95
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Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener
Smells Like Somebody Hates Christmas Last Christmas, everybody around here had antlers on their car windows. This will not stand! Show your appreciation for the dark side of the whole nice/naughty spectrum with this Krampus Cinnamon Scented Air Freshener! Perfect for keeping kids quiet during...- $ 9.95
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Fly Widow Lavender Scented Air Freshener
Love The Smell Of Lavender In The Mourning In the world of the Fly Widow, flies are personified and can wear clothes while they’re alive, but revert to tiny fly-sized bodies after they die. The Fly Widow and her husband were a “happy” couple...- $ 9.95
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Pentagram and Rose T-Light
The ethereal light of the fifth element ensnared by the midnight rose. (Candle not included). Approximate Dimension: Diameter 12.5cm.- $ 34.95
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Omega Skull
A life-sized Alchemist's skull, carved with the symbolic wisdom of 7000 years of history Approximate Dimensions: This item measures approximately 4.72"W x 5.67"H x 7.87"D Origin: Designed in England, manufactured in China Materials: Resin- $ 63.95
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Shrunken Head Ham Sculpture Kit Gift Box
Only Nerds Use Apples For Their Shrunken Heads It happens to the best of us... you found the perfect thing for your significant other's birthday, but they saw your search history and now you need to throw them off the scent until the actual giving of...- $ 13.95
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Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade
Holy Kitty Conveyance! It's The Catmobile If you could have one wish, wouldn’t it be that you could take your cats everywhere with you? This Car Full of Cats Auto Sunshade makes it look to outside observers that you’ve done just that. It’s filled...- $ 29.95
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Inflatable Rubber Chicken
Convenient Comedic Relief Some folks are never gonna understand that for you, a rubber chicken is an essential item. Maybe you're a party clown, a rodeo clown, a class clown, or not a clown at all, we don't question your motivations. But we understand...- $ 9.95
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Lunch Meat Notebooks
Composition Cold Cuts Every period is lunch when you're scribing on salami! These mini Lunch Meat Notebooks will have you engrossed in your note-taking like never before, but the people sitting around you might have a hard time concentrating. Meat Your New Favorite Notebook...- $ 9.95
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Instant Audience Sound Machine
Puts An Audience In The Palm Of Your Hand You just told the best joke anyone has ever told and the wet noodles around you aren't even laughing. There is no justice! Well, Archie McPhee's Instant Audience Sound Machine lets you carry around the crowd...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Goat Sound Machine
Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie...- $ 24.95
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Skeletal Hand Bottle Opener
This bottle opener is a part of the 'Shades of Alchemy' collection. A range of sumptuous giftware and home interior products specially selected to adorn any boudoir or home. This cast iron 'Skeletal hand' Bottle Opener is fun yet substantial. The perfect addition to...- $ 23.95
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Emergency Cat Sound Machine
All The Noises Of An Actual Cat The Emergency Cat Sound Machine noisemaker is there for you in the moments when your cat can't be. It has always been a dream of mankind to communicate with our cats. This set of four buttons puts us one...- $ 24.95
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Yes or No Answer Button
So Much Better Than Flipping A Coin Life is complicated, but what if you could get conclusive answers at the press of a button? This 4-1/4" x 2-3/4" x 3/4" (10.8 cm x 7 cm x 1.9 cm), plastic Yes or No Answer Button gives...- $ 24.95
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Nose Pencil Sharpener
Nothing Says "Sharp" Like Putting Things In Your Nose Looks like somebody wanted to spite their face! This uniquely unsettling Nose Pencil Sharpener looks just like the real thing and will make sharpening your pencils an even more procrastinatory (and obscene) experience. Try doing it...- $ 7.95
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Emergency Googly Eyes
You Never Know When Something Might Need A Little Personification Googly eyes make everything better! Archie McPhee's Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them...- $ 9.95
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Ear Guards Ear Protectors
While You're Sleeping, Spiders Are Crawling Into Your Ears And Laying Eggs It's easy to dismiss these Ear Guards Ear Protectors as a "novelty", or a "joke", or "potentially more harmful to ears than actual spiders". Not all of us have the privilege of narrow little ear canals that...- $ 4.95
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Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Fresh Underpants When You Need Them One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, Archie McPhee's got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. Emergency Underpants For Dirty Little Secrets These 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) Emergency Underpants Dispensers...- $ 16.95
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Ultimate Geek Pen
The Swiss Army Knife Of Stationery Don't let anyone borrow this Ultimate Geek Pen, you'll likely never see it again! This pen, in addition to being a pretty sweet ballpoint pen, is also equipped with a flashlight, UV light, and a laser pointer. Give presentations,...- $ 24.95
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Emergency Bowtie
Instantly Transform Yourself From Normal To Formal Instantly transform yourself from normal to formal with this Emergency Bowtie! Perfect for spontaneous weddings, unforeseen funerals, and hoity-toity dinner parties. A Bowtie For Every "What's The Occasion?" Each 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) long Emergency Bowtie is made of...- $ 14.95
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Bacon Scarf
So Warm, You'll Be Bacon In It During brunch, haven’t you dreamed of being able to use that still sizzling slice of bacon as a scarf? This 71" (180 cm) long soft-knit acrylic Bacon Scarf makes it looks like you’re wrapped in delicious bacon....- $ 24.95
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Cats Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
This unique salt & pepper set forms part of the exciting Home & Gift Collection brought to you by Alchemy. These extraordinary designs will make an incredible addition to your dinner table which will be sure to get your guests talking!- $ 18.95
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Resist Socks
Turns Feet Into A Movement For Change Refuse! Resist! Every step you take is a step in the right direction with these comfortable, yet contrary Resist Socks! Maybe you're wearing them to work in silent protest, or maybe it's a message to your cat...- $ 19.95
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Hell Is Other People Socks
See You In Hell Two universal truths you discover once you reach adulthood: there is no more cruel and infernal punishment than having to be around other adults, and socks actually make a pretty good gift. Look, they've even got little flames on them! Grab...- $ 12.95
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Meh Socks
The Most Ambivalent Of Accessories Feeling unenthused about socks? Footwear? Your life in general? Save yourself the breath of saying the actual word with these Meh Socks, because honestly, who's got the time? The Greatest MEH Of All Time Are you excited about your...- $ 19.95
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Jesus Bandages
Warning- Does Not Heal Leprosy Archie McPhee's Jesus Bandages mixes the healing powers of medicine with the spiritual healing of the Christian messiah. Each bandage is decorated with the image of Jesus to offer you hope and solace. While we can say that this bandage...- $ 13.95
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Crazy Cat Lady Bandages
Cat Scratch Favorites Cat owners know that sometimes, accidentally, kitties can give you tiny little scratches or bite marks that they totally don't mean. Kitty is just playing! These Crazy Cat Lady Bandages not only cover them up, but advertise how much you love...- $ 13.95
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Rosie the Riveter Bandages
We Can Heal It Rosie was capable and tough, but doing all that riveting isn’t easy work and sometimes you get injured. These Rosie the Riveter Bandages let people know that you got hurt doing something important and persevered through the owie to achieve...- $ 13.95
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Shakespearean Insult Bandages
Add Elizabethan Insult To Injury Rapscallion, treat the damage to thy self with Shakespearean Insult Badages. These plasters will help to heal boo-boos and scrapes caused by rapiers both sword and wit. The wound binding of choice for curs, blackguards, scoundrels and wretches. My...- $ 13.95
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Ashes and Dust Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
This unique salt & pepper set forms part of the exciting Home & Gift Collection brought to you by Alchemy. These extraordinary designs will make an incredible addition to your dinner table which will be sure to get your guests talking!- $ 18.95
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Bigfoot Bandages
Bigfoot Get Boo-Boo On Foot, Need Big Bandage Over time, Bigfoot's feet have probably developed a pretty thick callus. But with that much surface area, he has to occasionally step on a piece of glass or a sharp stick. Bigfoot must need bandages constantly! Archie...- $ 13.95
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S & P Alchemist Salt & Pepper Shaker Set
This 'S' & 'P' Salt & Pepper Set from Alchemy's Home & Gift Collection is sure to be the talking point of any dinner table. Each piece is made with fine bone china, and silicone stopper, making them food safe and dishwasher safe. With...- $ 18.95
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The Scream Bandages
Shout, Let It All Out, These Are The Bandages You Can't Do Without Edvard Munch’s The Scream is an expression of existential pain, so we thought Archie McPhee's The Scream Bandages would be the perfect thing for dealing with actual owies. We All Scream For Bandages This 3-3/4"...- $ 13.95
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Rubber Chicken Bandages
From Tears Of Pain To Tears Of Laughter If laughter is the best medicine, then these Rubber Chicken Bandages are a cure for what ails you! Each of the fifteen large, 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm), sterile strips is decorated with...- $ 13.95
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Meh Bandages
Instead Of Empathy, Get Some Meh-Pathy These Meh Bandages aren’t what you want for serious injuries. When the scratch isn’t too bad, you don’t have a medical emergency — you have a MEH-dical emergency. These fifteen large sterile strips, 3" x 1", decorated with the...- $ 13.95
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Mustache Jumbo Magnet
A Nose Cozy For Every Appliance In Your Home This Mustache Jumbo Magnet may not look like much on its own, but we put it to you- doesn't any mustache feel kinda lackluster until you see how nicely it frames one's face? Or in this case,...- $ 9.95
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Hilarious home goods, ultra obscure action figures, creepy dolls, finger puppets... these are just a few of the Unique Gifts we carry! Whether you're shopping for your partner or your kids, nerds or normies, we've got cool stuff for everybody.
Hilarious home goods, ultra obscure action figures, creepy dolls, finger puppets... these are just a few of the Unique Gifts we carry! Whether you're shopping for your partner or your kids, nerds or normies, we've got cool stuff for everybody.
7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop
Beware Of Dog You'll know there's a bad moon on the rise when you witness this 7.5' Hulking Werewolf Animated Prop in action! This massive animatronic prop features moving arms and an opening jaw that snarls, growls and howls as its light-up eyes dart all around. But...
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Force Awakens Star Wars BB-8 3D Laser Cut Model Kit
A Desk-Sized Droid BB-8, sometimes spelled Beebee-Ate, is a BB unit astromech droid who operated approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. It had a dome head, similar to that of R2 series astromech droids, with the bulk of its body made up...
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Sponge Balls (Pro Series) Antique Green
THE BRIGHTEST AND MOST VIBRANT SPONGE BALLS EVER MADE! 6 Color Sets of Sponge Balls - 4 Sponge Balls Included in Each Set!DESIGN: Pro Grip with Soft Squeeze Sponge BallsQTY: 4 Balls Per SetSIZE: 2 Inch diametersPACKAGE: Black Box with Open Windows(7.75 x 2 x...
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