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The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter
Join The Swat Team The crying fly widow on the package is a clear indication that this The Fly Undertaker RIP 28" Fly Swatter means business. If you’re serious about killing flies but lazy enough that you don’t want to get off the couch...- $ 9.95
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Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants
No More Naked Bottles- Underpants For Your Wine That bottle of 1945 Chateau Mouton-Rothschild is pretty impressive, but it's shockingly naked. It needs Vinderpants Wine Bottle Holder Underpants! Archie McPhee's Vinderpants are 95% cotton, 5% spandex tighty-whities that fit snugly over most wine and...- $ 9.95
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Dying for a Drink: Double Walled Mug
These incredible travel mugs actually work! Made from the highest quality ceramic material and double walled to insulate. These travel mugs keep your drinks hot or cold for longer than you will believe. Show the world your own unique style when on the go! These...- $ 27.95
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Tiki Mugs 4 Pack
Lounge Lizards Love These Tiki Mugs! Now you can look cool even when you're drinking Kool Aid! This set of highly sophisticated 5-1/2" (14 cm) tall ceramic Tiki Mugs will give a hip edge to even the lamest beverage. Perfect for everything from Hawaiian...- $ 44.95
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Switchblade Spork
The Weapon Of Choice For Juvenile Delinquent Chefs Survival in the epicurean jungle was a matter of brawn and culinary skill, in which mastery of the Switchblade Spork was king. Gangs of sous-chefs and line cooks ruled the streets and no food was safe...- $ 16.95
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Dead Thirsty Double Walled Mug
These incredible travel mugs actually work! Made from the highest quality ceramic material and double walled to insulate. These travel mugs keep your drinks hot or cold for longer than you will believe. Show the world your own unique style when on the go! These...- $ 27.95
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Made with Love Kisses Sandwich Bags
When You Make A Lunch, Show Them How Much You Love Them One of the best parts about bringing lunch from home is that it was handmade with love! These Made with Love Kisses Sandwich Bags, with lipstick kisses, remind the person eating that...- $ 4.95
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Just Shot Glass w/ Bullet Hole
Shot Through The Glass And It's Too Late This shot glass just got shot. That’s right, it's a shot glass that looks like it has a bullet hole going right through it. The exterior of the Just Shot Glass w/ Bullet Hole is a...- $ 4.95
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Racing Roach Pull Toy Prank
3… 2… 1… SCATTER! Pull back on these Racing Roaches, release them, and they’ll tear off at top speed like someone just turned on a light. Hold cockroach races or scare a family member, these 3-1/2" (8.9 cm) soft vinyl and plastic insects are...- $ 9.95
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Gothic Cross Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...- $ 45.95
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Yodeling Pickle
Disclaimer: Song May End On A Sour Note Take our word for it, Archie McPhee's Yodeling Pickle is the thing you need that you didn't know you need. Especially if you love pickles. Want to throw an unforgettable party? Yodeling Pickle. Had a bad day and...- $ 14.95
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Pickle Air Freshener
Turn Your Daily Commute Into A "Dilly" Commute During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror. Sweeten The Ride With Sour...- $ 9.95
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Pentagram Bag
An irresistible round, black purse-shoulder bag, with a strikingly alternative, iconic image boldly embossed upon its front to personify the wearer's alter ego. Bag is made in PU leather with a zip opening across its top edge and is fitted with a metal curb...- $ 45.95
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XXX Black Rose Ale Glass
An imperial pint straight ale glass, badged in glorious dignity with a cast pewter skull 'n bones label from a rare and recondite, extra strong brew, befitting all serious ale-aficionados. A simple yet dignified piece to accompany your drinking One pint beer glass with...- $ 52.95
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Hot Stuff Cutting Board
Darkly beautiful artwork is presented on this unique ''Hot Stuff" chopping board/serving trivet. This unique trivet/chopping board is designed by Alchemy and forms part of the high quality ceramic home-wares collection. Approximate Dimensions:Width 6.69" x Height 11.26" x Depth 0.31" Weight: 1.00 lbs Materials:...- $ 30.95
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Freaks Like Me Drink Tea Cup and Spoon
Cause a stir with these incredible mug and spoon gift sets! Perfect for that tea or coffee loving friend! Or maybe a little treat just for you, it will truly serve you a fiendishly good brew! This extraordinary mug and spoon set forms part...- $ 19.95
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You Stir My Blood Cup and Spoon
Cause a stir with these incredible mug and spoon gift sets! Perfect for that tea or coffee loving friend! Or maybe a little treat just for you, it will truly serve you a fiendishly good brew! This extraordinary mug and spoon set forms part...- $ 19.95
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All the Cool People Are Freaks Metal Sign
From the philosophical musings of the Alchemist himself and the artists of the Alchemy studios, come the profound and essential pearls of wisdom. This enameled metal sign comes pre-strung to hang anywhere. Enameled, steel plate printed sign with original Alchemy Studios full color image. Produced...- $ 10.95
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I'm Already Disturbed Sign
From the philosophical musings of the Alchemist himself and the artists of the Alchemy studios, come the profound and essential pearls of wisdom. This enameled metal sign comes pre-strung to hang anywhere. Enameled, steel plate printed sign with original Alchemy Studios full color image. Produced...- $ 10.95
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Prince of Oblivion Clock
Get this intense looking Prince of Oblivion 13.5" in diameter wall clock by Alchemy. This amazing piece of artwork is battery powered and sure to fit that Gothic feel.- $ 46.95
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Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Cats Love It! Your cat pretends to be standoffish and cool, but slip this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats on top of kitty's cranium and he'll reveal the fun-loving feline that you know he hides beneath his scowl. The horn uses a four-point elastic...- $ 14.95
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Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet
It Behooves Your Hand To, You Know, Be Hooves Look at your boring old hand! It's so practical with its opposable digit and prehensile-ness, but it lacks a certain... MAGIC! You need Handicorn Unicorn Finger Puppet! Handicorn will transform your former fist into the...- $ 14.95
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Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombie
Exposed Brains, Grievous Wounds... These Zombies Have It All Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, Archie McPhee's 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead Glow-in-the-Dark Finger Zombies come in five different styles and make great Halloween party...- $ 4.95
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Monster Women Notebooks
The Future Is Female (And Fearful) Women, men, horror movie enthusiasts, and questionable internet search histories all agree- there is nothing more admirable than a strong, independent woman who's also a hideous beast. Pay homage to them with these Monster Women Notebooks- you can doodle your...- $ 14.95
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Bigfoot Finger Feet (1 Each)
In Search Of... Your Own Hand You’ve been searching for a long time, but you’ve finally stumbled across the source of those mysterious footprints in the woods: Bigfoot Finger Feet. Bigfoot is famous for his namesake giant feet. What is your hand famous for?...- $ 5.95
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Black and White Finger Monster
Not So Colorful Monsters Black and White Finger Monsters: the black and white version of Archie McPhee's world-famous Finger Monsters! It’s what they might have looked like if they starred in a silent movie. These are less garish and way classier than regular Finger Monsters. Finger...- $ 4.95
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Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hand Red
A Hideous Transformation Takes Place... What if your normal, unassuming hand turned into a monster at night? You don’t really have an ancient curse that makes that possible, but if you did, you’d probably have claws like these Monster Claws Finger Puppet Hands on...- $ 4.95
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Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacle
More Useful And Brighter Than Your Regular Fingers What kind of person wears Glow in the Dark Finger Tentacles? It's the kind of person who wants their hand to look like a squid. It's the kind of person who is pleased at the thought...- $ 5.95
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Council of Monsters Playing Cards
Deck Out Your Next Poker Game With Horror Icons This deck of Council of Monsters Playing Cards will haunt your dreams — in a good way. This is the official card deck of the Council of Monsters. A vampire, werewolf, mummy and monster got...- $ 12.95
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Finger Brain
Great Minds? Finger Like They're squishy! They're rubbery! They're full of weird little ridges... maybe that's where we keep the thoughts? In any case, these soft Finger Brains are great for gifts, gags, and in some cases, anatomically accurate models that are built to...- $ 5.95
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Leech Bandages
Dr. Leech Will See You Now Why put a leech on these Leech Bandages? Actual doctors are using leeches again. Isn’t it shocking that using leeches in medicine has come back in vogue? Turns out a leech gets the blood flowing around wounds and restores...- $ 13.95
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Handimonster Cyclops Finger Puppet
Dr. Jekyll Or Mr. Hand? One second it’s just your plain old hand, the next second it’s a dang Handimonster! You can tell people that your hand was cursed by an angry Canadian fortune teller during a misinterpreted waving incident at the Gathering of...- $ 14.95
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Tentacle Mustache
What Do You Get When You Cross A Gentleman With A Squid? Archie McPhee's Tentacle Mustache combines our love for mustaches with our love for cephalopods to the most disturbing and compelling upper lip accessory the world has ever seen. Your Face Is Gonna Look...- $ 6.95
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3D Bat Blood Orange Scented Air Freshener
For Your Car, Cave, or Belfry Let other people have their pine tree air fresheners while you celebrate the bat! These underrated animals not only eat insects and look cool but could also be a transformed vampire in search of prey. You never know! This...- $ 9.95
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Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade
Turns Your Car Into A UFO You’re escaping from Area 51 and you need to park your car for a while without it turning into a warp core meltdown. This Car Full of Aliens Auto Sunshade provides the perfect cover. A Sunshade To Protect...- $ 29.95
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Glow in the Dark Alien Finger Hand
Use Them To Point Us To Your Leader Archie McPhee's Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Finger Hands are a great change of pace from your regular human Finger Hands. We all agree that whether they come in peace or to destroy our planet, aliens have great hands. It’s...- $ 4.95
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Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags
Don't Lose Your Lunch Sure, you could deal with the person stealing your lunch by just leaving a passive aggressive note on the fridge, but that never works. Why not disguise your food? These Lunch Disguise Sandwich Bags will have potential thieves trying to...- $ 4.95
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Mustache Party Stickers
A Little Hair On The Upper Lip Makes Your Party Extra Hip You know what takes a boring party and makes it worthy of pictures on the internet? Mustaches! This tin of ten 2-¾" wide synthetic hair Mustache Party Stickers in assorted shapes and...- $ 19.95
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Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener
Where Else Would They Keep Their Nuts Look at how cute and hygienic this little guy is! This Squirrel in Underpants Forest Scented Air Freshener isn't just a great way to fill your car with that fresh pine scent, it's a delight to look at....- $ 7.95
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Uh Oh...Emergency Underpants
Don't Let Soiled Underpants Ruin Your Day Archie McPhee's Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly...- $ 9.95
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Pickle Bandages
Never Underestimate The Protective Power Of Pickles Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. You'll have to hold yourself back from injuring yourself, because you'll look so adorable covered with tiny pickles!...- $ 13.95
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Handerpants Underpants For Your Hands
Let Me Slip Into Something More Comfortable Are you leaving your digits out in the open for all to see? Have a little decency. Seriously. Apply the shame of nudity to your extremities with these Handerpants and never worry about people seeing your dirty, unsightly mitts...- $ 19.95
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Bacon Strips Bandages
It's All Better With Bacon Cut? Scraped? Burnt to a crisp (too soon)? Cover up those minor injuries with Bacon Strips Bandages! The true breakfast of champions lies in this little tin container, in the form of twelve bandages that look like pieces of...- $ 13.95
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Finger Hand
This Item Is Really Really Handy Tiny hands for your fingers! Archie McPhee's Finger Hands make your fingers into tiny arms. You can always use a hand and you're always being asked to lend a hand, so it's probably a good idea to have...- $ 4.95
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
A Squirrel Of A Different Color You take Archie McPhee's Horse Head Mask, shrink it down and put a few nuts inside it, and get instant hilarity. This hanging vinyl Horse Head Squirrel Feeder makes it appear as if any squirrel that eats from it is wearing...- $ 34.95
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Bacon Scented Bacon Soap
Enticing Fried Bacon Aroma, No Greasy Residue It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, Archie McPhee has captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of Bacon Scented Bacon Soap! Meat...- $ 8.95
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Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener
Fill Any Space With The Sizzling Scent Of Fresh Bacon This unlikely Bacon Scented Deluxe Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each...- $ 7.95
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Gremlins: Stripe Mogwai Puppet Collectible Prop
Bring Home Stripe the Mogwai Puppet Prop Dive deep into the whimsical world of Gremlins with the Officially Licensed Stripe Mogwai Puppet Prop. This collectible is a must-have for any fan of the iconic film series, perfectly capturing the mischievous charm of Stripe in...- $ 79.95
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The Twilight Zone Talky Tina Collectible Doll
This classic Twilight Zone collectible doll stands an impressive 24 inches tall and is crafted from hard plastic for enhanced durability. She is fully poseable and comes dressed in an adorable dress with white socks and shoes. Her large eyes open and close and...- $ 299.95
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Halloween 2- Poster Pumpkin Magnet
Halloween II: Poster Pumpkin Magnet Celebrate the Halloween season with this officially licensed Halloween II - Poster Pumpkin Magnet. This collectible magnet is a must-have for fans of the iconic film, featuring intricate, full-color painting that captures the chilling essence of the Halloween II...- $ 24.95
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